Monty Python - Mattress Skit
thebrat307101 asked:
A skit from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, where a couple try to buy mattress.
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September 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
wow its fuckin hilarious how many ppl sit there and talk about how much he multiplies waht by n shit…who the fuck cares its funnier when ur all not tryin to sound smart…cuz ya look stupid
September 21st, 2007 at 7:04 pm
True. Oh well…
September 25th, 2007 at 7:03 am
“But it’s my only line!”
She sounds like a tea kettle at the end
LOL
September 25th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Which he doesn’t, because he says 20 people and 60 feet…
September 26th, 2007 at 6:39 am
The name of the song is “Jerusalem”
September 29th, 2007 at 5:42 am
what songs are they singing?
September 30th, 2007 at 3:04 am
Although, Mr, Lambert says evey *figure* will be ten times too high. This could mean that Verety(?) only exaggerates the prices…
September 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Actually, it’s not that easy at all.
Becuase the information that Lambert multiplies everything by 3, you get it from ¿Berity?, who is *supposed* to exagerate everything by 10.
But then again, this information is also wrong since Lambert exaggerates.
It is clear that if the two of them are not realiable in telling numbers, and they speak about how the other one exaggerates, you can’t figure out what the right numbers are.
Unless, they get them right for just a moment, which is what they do…
September 30th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
If you are not able to understand simple sentences, you shouldn;t be calling “moron” to people.
He means that in america,they sing this song with the text “america” in it, which means that his country stole the song from england. All right?
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:47 am
No, because the length is 2 according to Lambert, which is 6. 6×10 = 60, which is Mr Varety’s answer…Whatever his name is.
October 4th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Some girl at my school laughs EXACTLLY like Carol at 2:07!
October 7th, 2007 at 2:50 am
um they didnt steal it from America it mentions england in it u moron
October 8th, 2007 at 5:20 am
What are they singing?? Cuz i sang it for chorus and it was a song about america.. Which means that my country, yet again, stole the song from somebody else..
October 10th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
2:07 O_O!!! what a chilling laugh!!!!
October 10th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Haha I love Monty Python
October 13th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Wait… everything Lambert says should be multiplied by three… that means that Idle’s character exaggerates everything by 30 rather than by ten. So the bed is really 2×6 since 60 divided by thirty is two…
October 14th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Wait… everything Lambert says should be multiplied by three… that means that Idle’s character exaggerates everything by 30 rather than by ten. So the bed is really 2×6 since 60 divided by thirty is two…
October 17th, 2007 at 2:16 am
Thanks for sticking up for me, man.
Even though you probably weren’t intentionally but still
October 20th, 2007 at 8:17 am
“But it’s my only line!”
LOL
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:20 am
Now, I’ve got to stand in the tea chest!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
(8) our england’s greeeeen and pleeeasant (8)
October 28th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Did you steal that bit of fact from me? :
October 29th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
“You have to multiply everything mister Lambert say by three.
So if he says a bed is 2 foot wide,it is in fact 60 feet wide”
LOL
November 1st, 2007 at 10:58 pm
true, but i was just being technical.
and apart from that, i just listened for the name and typed what i heard, my bad.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
true, but i was just being technical.
and apart from that, i just listened for the name and typed what i heard